I hate it when I’m watching a movie and one of my friends already watched it so they keep on telling what’s gonna happen next.
basically me at school all day
- me: i hate all of you
- me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
- me: holy fuck walk faster
- me: get smarter idiot
- me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
- WHITE PARENT: *Knock knock* May I come in?
- BLACK PARENT: *Boom boom* Open up this damn door! You don't pay no bills to be locking shit.